Bakery · Loughborough town centre
The Bonkers Bakery Menu & Prices
Planning what to order at The Bonkers Bakery? This menu gathers the bakes you are most likely to find at a bakery like this, with indicative prices for 2026.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by The Bonkers Bakery. Always ask staff about allergens.
Savouries & Pasties
- Sausage, bean and cheese melt £2.60 Sausage, baked beans and melted cheese tucked into a golden puff pastry slice.
- Sausage rollPopular £1.90 Seasoned pork sausage meat wrapped in golden, flaky puff pastry and glazed with egg.
- Pork pie £3.80 Hand-raised hot-water crust filled with coarsely seasoned pork and savoury jelly.
- Minced beef and onion pie £2.45 Seasoned minced beef and onion in proper gravy beneath a shortcrust lid.
- Cheese and onion pastyV £2.45 Mature Cheddar, sweet onion and potato in a peppery shortcrust parcel.
- Chicken bake £2.65 Chicken pieces in a creamy white sauce, baked inside crisp, buttery puff pastry.
- Vegetable pastyV £2.80 Carrot, peas, potato and swede, lightly spiced and baked in crimped shortcrust.
Breads & Rolls
- Wholemeal tin loafPopularVVG £2.65 Wholesome stoneground wholemeal bread baked in a tin for easy, even slicing.
- Seeded batch loafVVG £2.45 Soft batch-baked loaf studded with sunflower, linseed and pumpkin seeds.
- Crusty cobVVG £2.10 Round, crusty white cob with a satisfying crackle and a light, airy middle.
- Granary loafVVG £2.85 Malted brown loaf with chewy wheat flakes and a gently nutty flavour.
- Soft white rolls (pack of 6)V £1.50 Pillowy white baps, perfect for bacon butties and packed lunches.
Sandwiches & Filled Rolls
- Chicken salad baguette £4.00 Roast chicken, crisp leaves and tomato with a touch of mayonnaise.
- Cheese and pickle sandwichV £3.50 Mature Cheddar and tangy brown pickle layered on farmhouse white.
- BLT sandwich £3.60 Smoky back bacon, crunchy lettuce and ripe tomato on lightly buttered bread.
- Hot bacon rollPopular £2.80 Grilled back bacon in a soft floured bap, served warm with your choice of sauce.
- Tuna mayo and cucumber baguette £4.00 Flaked tuna in mayonnaise with crunchy cucumber in a fresh white baguette.
- Egg mayonnaise sandwichV £3.45 Free-range egg mayonnaise with cress on soft malted bread.
- Coronation chicken sandwich £4.05 Chicken in a mild, fruity curried mayonnaise on soft white bread.
- Ham salad rollPopular £3.20 Thick-cut ham with lettuce, tomato and cucumber in a soft white roll.
Cream Cakes & Buns
- Chelsea bunV £2.35 Coiled, sticky currant bun glazed with sugar syrup and a hint of spice.
- Cream sliceV £2.05 Layers of puff pastry, jam and cream finished with a crisp icing top.
- Vanilla custard sliceV £2.80 Thick set vanilla custard between puff pastry layers with feathered white icing.
- Cream hornV £1.75 Crisp puff pastry cone filled with jam and a generous swirl of fresh cream.
- Iced finger bunPopularV £1.30 Soft, sweet finger roll topped with a thick layer of white or pink icing.
Traybakes, Tarts & Biscuits
- Lemon drizzle sliceV £2.60 Moist lemon sponge soaked in sharp lemon syrup with a crunchy sugar crust.
- Rocky roadV £2.35 Chocolate, crushed biscuit, marshmallow and cherries set into a chunky square.
- Fruit sconeV £1.65 Light, buttery scone dotted with sultanas, lovely with jam and clotted cream.
- Bakewell tartVN £2.55 Shortcrust tart with raspberry jam, almond frangipane and a cherry on white icing.
- Millionaire's shortbreadPopularV £1.95 Buttery shortbread base, thick caramel and a snap of milk chocolate on top.
- Viennese whirlV £2.40 Melt-in-the-mouth piped biscuits sandwiched with buttercream and raspberry jam.
Ordering tips for The Bonkers Bakery
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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